Date published: December 16, 2010
GIFT IDEA #145
Rarr! These fierce, tough little bottle openers are awesome bar accessories and could not possibly be any cuter. Unlike the people they serve, they remain upright all night long, no matter how many bottle caps they tear off and spit out. They come in three bright colors with slightly different designs.
Not a Number Cards & Gifts
1905 N 45th St, 784-0965
GIFT IDEA #342
DERBY ROCK SOCKS
You don't have to derby to rock these socks, but it couldn't hurt. They look great and feel great, and may inspire feelings of extreme fierceness in their wearers. Try them out while cheering on (or trying out for) the Rat City Rollergirls to fit in with the rest of the pack. The woven-in silver-on-black design makes legs look like rocket ships.
Fast Girl Skates
252 NE 45th St, 274-8250
GIFT IDEA #230
AROMATIC PEPPERBERRY CANDLE-RING WREATH
It looks pretty, it smells pretty, and it's ready to come home with you or your favorite person. Grown fresh in California, the salal, cedar spiral eucalyptus, pepperberries, cinnamon sticks, and pinecones can make the grumpiest cynic feel festive, at least on the inside. It's perfectly happy up on the wall or a door-candles are strictly optional!
Available at: Sur La Table * 84 Pine St, 448-2244
GIFT IDEA #643
BIG DOG BISCUITS & GRAVY DOG TREATS * $7.99
Biscuits and gravy aren't just for hangovers anymore-now the dogs in your life can enjoy the solace of a sloppy, all-natural brunch anytime. They may be a bit tougher than the ones you'll get at Hattie's Hat, but dog teeth need more to work with, so it's all good. These are sized for larger dogs, but littler pups can get set up over on the next shelf.
A Dog's Dream
5913 Airport Way S, 763-1546
GIFT IDEA #341
From $5 to $75
Remove that pesky chin hair just in time for New Year's Eve the sweet way! Indulge in a sugaring treatment that's proven to remove "the short hairs" with better results than waxing and is so natural it is positively edible. Mmmmmmmmmmm. You'll want to lick yourself afterward.
3620 California Ave SW, 930-0823
GIFT IDEA #19
JAY BUHNER AUTOGRAPHED AUTHENTIC SEATTLE MARINERS JERSEY
By Majestic/Size 44 * $250 (used)
He may have retired back in 2001, but Jay Buhner is still among Seattle's most beloved Mariners. Now you can own a piece of baseball history with an authentic, autographed jersey by ol' #19 himself. (FUN FACT: The Mariners have not issued his #19 jersey since he retired in 2001!)
Available at: THROWBACKS NW * 1205 E Pike St, 402-4855
GIFT IDEA #551
THE SERIAL KILLER TRIVIA GAME
If you feel like murdering your family around the holidays, you are not alone, but ringing in 2011 from the slammer can be soooooo depressing. The solution? Focus the fun on mutilations and decapitations beforehand, so you won't be tempted to whip out a pickax after Christmas dinner and bury it in grandma's skull when she asks you for the eleven-hundredth time "when are you going to settle down and start having children of your own?"
Available at: Radar Hair & Records 2724 First Ave S, Ste A, 402-4549
GIFT IDEA #604
VAJAZZLE YOUR JUNK
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Put a lil' dazzle down under with a custom "Vajazzle" job for him or her this holiday season. You'll sparkle like never before after your pubes have been ripped away and replaced with a few well-placed gems - just like Jennifer Love Hewitt! The ghosts will be whispering at your company Christmas party of five...
Envy on Alki
2613 58th Ave SW, 938-0909