Author: Moorman, Trent
Date published: July 27, 2011
w/Spillway, Dum Spiro Spero, What What Now
Fri July 29, Black Lodge, 9 pm, all ages
COUNTRY LIPS: PORCH MUSIC FOR THE BEER OLYMPICS
Country Lips are a country-streaked Seattle nine-piece family-like band. They didn't really mean to be a band, but they've been together for nearly two years now. They're composed of a combination of bands-the Raggedy Anns and Doctor Doctor. They're more just friends who wanted to play country music, who were getting shitty on a Friday night and decided to form Country Lips. Their songs sit well, stitched and lilted with happily tinkered keys and dusky bourboned acoustics. It's wandering, jangled porch music, drifting steadily along like stretched-cotton cirrus clouds. Music to enjoy, not to overthink-music that touches on Hank Williams, Patsy Cline, and the Stones' strummier numbers. It's twangy and fi tting for listening to in a fi eld or in a truck bed full of hay.
In no particular order, Country Lips are bassist Austin Jacobsen, Jonah Byrne on fi ddle/violin, Trevor Pendras and Hamilton Boyce on electric guitar, vocalist Sarah Brown, Alex Leake on acoustic guitar, Thomas Beecham on mandolin/ harmonica, Kenny Aramaki on keys, and drummer Miles Burnett- and most of them sing.
Country Lips just played the Beer Olympics in Port Gamble on the Kitsap Peninsula. A muddy, stained, overnight concert/situation. Eventually, someone ate mushrooms and ran around all night with no pants or underpants on. Alex Leake spoke. His pants were on.
Talk about the Beer Olympics, please.
The Beer Olympics were great. We went with low expectations, because none of us really knew what we were getting into. It pretty much started as soon as we showed up, which was around 4:00 p.m. The people in charge divided everyone into four groups, and the games began.
What were the events? How did it relate to beer?
There were fi ve or six events. First we did a tug-of-war, with full beers in hand. Everything is done with full beers. Next we had the putting a pool cue between your thighs and docking it with a toilet paper roll between someone else's thighs event. Both of these events were dominated by the Country Lips' Saturated Hearts team. Then there was some beer chugging, some popping balloons in sexual positions, and potato-sack races. Also, each team had a keg, and the team to fi nish its keg fi rst got extra points.
Who was running around with no pants or underpants on? What happened there?
After the show, there was some fungi involved and I ended up destroying our fi ddle player's pants for reasons that are unimportant in this sphere. So I relinquished my own pants to Jonah in apology, and then I got my own underwear ripped to shreds by somebody entirely uninvolved. I spent the greater part of the night like this-roaming the forest with fellow Olympians. I ended up muddy, bloody, and naked except for a shirt. Then I slept in the back of someone's Lexus...